A Transferring Expertise
I’ve discovered a cool house! Okay, okay…so it’s not excellent. Just some bugs. I imply actually! First expense? An exterminator! Is it definitely worth the money? Effectively, I can’t afford a dearer place, so a one-time (please!) money outlay needs to be okay. Possibly only a can of “Raid?”
I would like a strategy to transfer my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You don’t have one? Why not? Would you like one? I’ll enable you decide it out! Effectively, it was only a suggestion. No must get all bent out of practice! I assume I’d higher name the truck rental locations. What do you imply…$200…PLUS mileage? AND Fuel? Good grief!
Whereas I’m on the telephone I’ll name the utility and telephone firms. Sure, I do know I haven’t used your providers earlier than. No, I don’t have a bank card; that is my first place. You need what? A $100 deposit? For EACH? Holy cow…do you folks have a license to steal?
Daddy, I would like $500 for transferring bills! I used all my cash for the primary and final months hire AND the injury deposit. Effectively, how was I to know this was going to be so costly? Promote one thing? Daaaaad…I NEED my TV!
Boy, this place is fairly empty. Possibly I should purchase a sofa and a chair. Nah…I’ve my mattress. That’ll be ok. I don’t want a desk; I’ll simply use this field.
Renters Insurance coverage? I don’t suppose so! What do I’ve to insure?
Simply received my first telephone name! I’d love to return to your occasion! Daddy, I would like a automotive. As a result of it’s too far to stroll to work, that’s why. Umm, Daddy…there’s automotive insurance coverage too! Thanks, Dad…you’re the perfect! And fuel? I didn’t suppose so…
Dinner time. Let’s look in these bins. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!